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“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating…


…and you finish off as an orgasm.” – George Carlin

  March 27, 2016
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"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's [...]

“Love is a lot like Dreams! They both have no borders or boundaries! Except the ones we build in our egoic mind.” – Philip T. M.

  March 27, 2016
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"Love is a lot like Dreams! They both have no borders or boundaries! Except the ones we build in our egoic mind." - Philip T. M. Source: Quotes [...]

E. B. White

  March 11, 2015
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"Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car." Source: Brainy [...]

H. G. Wells

  June 14, 2014
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"Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race." Source: Brainy [...]

Herbert Hoover

  August 27, 2012
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"All men are equal before fish." Source: Brainy [...]

Robert A. Heinlein

  October 19, 2011
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"They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday." Source: Brainy [...]

Charles Darwin

  September 12, 2011
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"I love fools' experiments. I am always making them." Source: Brainy [...]

Don Herold

  September 23, 2010
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"There's one thing about baldness, it's neat." Source: Brainy [...]

Fred Allen

  September 1, 2010
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"The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion." Source: Brainy [...]

A. J. Liebling

  August 12, 2010
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"People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news." Source: Brainy [...]